Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Types of Sex as Defined By the Cake Lady

Carnival Sex – This is the most desired type of sex (by me) and also the hardest to find. Persons having Carnival Sex may think they are at the Carnival. They could experience the Roller Coaster, Bumper Cars, Cotton Candy, The House of Mirrors and Water Rides. Some even like the swings (not me).

Merry Go Round Sex – This type of sex can be enjoyed by yourself or another person. As with the Merry Go Round, you can ride this by yourself or you may have a partner join you. It gets your heart rate up but you don’t experience all the thrills that you do with Carnival Sex but it is still enjoyable.

Styrofoam Sex – This is the most undesirable type of sex for me. This is also sometimes referred to as a Booty Call. This type of sex is very much like a Styrofoam Cup. Use it then throw it away. Wham Bam Thank You Maam! No Thanks!

2 comments:

Raijen said...

Hey, just bumbled across your blog. I like your description of sex, but you seem to have left out a few types... Namely, "Coke Sex". It may be a short buzz, but you just keep coming back for more and more...and more...

-Raijen
http://www.torrentialdreamer.blogspot.com

Abhik said...

very nice