Wednesday, March 07, 2007

When life gives you Lemons

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonaid. There is so much more that you can do. I have listed a few things to do with Lemons. Some I have heard before and some are idea's from The Cake Lady.

When life gives you lemons:

1. Use them as weapons and throw them at the people who are making your life miserable (The Cake Lady)
2. Join a citrus support group.
3. Throw them up in the air and work on your shooting skills (The Cake Lady)
4. Learn to juggle
5. Give them to someone else. (The Cake Lady)
6. Cut them up and rub them all over your body. It makes your skin really smooth. (The Cake Lady)
7. Take them to the nearest grocery store and trade them for Apples. (The Cake Lady)
8. Put some fishing line and a hook in them and hang them from the trees, they make great Easter decorations. (The Cake Lady)
9. Pucker up and give someone a kiss. (The Cake Lady)
10. Get a bottle of Tequila and some salt, and life is good. Eeveryone knows I didn't come up with this one but it is "The Cake Lady for Sure"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have to enjoy the lemons for what they are, their the fruit that cleanses your palette so that you can really taste & enjoy the sweeter fruits of life.

from the toothfairy....

Kelwhy said...

I'm liking #10 - lets do that!