Thursday, February 01, 2007

Colors, Music and Events

There really must be something to that Zodiac thing because I am all about balance in every way. Or maybe I just Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCT). I don't know if any of you folks heard or not but last night it snowed in Huntsville Alabama. Now don't go getting out the sleds and firewood just yet. We received a whopping 1/2 inch and by 7:00am it was melting. Now here is where the balance part comes in. After dropping off Queenie and GI Joe at school, I drove to work. As I was driving I passed a golf course and it was untouched, it was still a blanket of white. It was all I could do to keep driving. I wanted to pull of the side of the road and just absorb the beauty. But instead I decided to just click on my Nora Jones CD that is in my car CD player. I hit the CD button and WTF???? Is in there. What happened to Nora Jones? What the hell is this shit about do you chain hang low??? It just totally ruined the whole calming white experience. Queenie had changed out my CD. When you gaze at a blanket of snow, you can only listen to something soothing because White is a soothing color. I have compiled a list of other things that are paired together and some that should not be paired together.

White Sheets, Nora Jones, Long slow wet kisses.
NOT - White snow and Do your chain hang low, Do it wobble to the flo Do it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold? Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, it make ya cold, Do your chain hang low?

Red Dress, Audio Slave, tequila
NOT - Red Dress, Jerry Clowers, Peanut butter and Jelly

Blue Water, Any Music or Book, Margaritas, Long slow wet kisses. By the way Blue is my favorite color.
NOT - Blue Water, Crying Babies, Bottled water and sand on my towel.

Any now - Today's Horoscope for me "Aquarius"

More than anything else, you need to connect with people who make you happy today. When I woke up this morning I wanted to connect, if you know what I mean. And if you don't know then I'll tell you. I want it to be all about me. I want to be wined and dined and complimented and made love to. But I do not have a relationship with anyone so, I guess I'll wine and dine myself. I looked in the mirror this morning and said "you are a beautiful woman" and as far as the love making goes. I will just wait because not even BOB could satisfy my needs today.
It's hard to be a Hottie if you're not feeling top-notch. Strive for a balance of exercise and food.
Well I guess I have this one covered. This morning I ran to the bathroom and for breakfast I had raisin bran with 2% milk. This should cause me to run to the bathroom tomorrow too.
Leave plenty of wiggle room in your life for changing your mind and doing things out of the blue. No problem here. I change my mind all the time, and I am known for my quirky behavior. I rarely plan anything because I am always so disappointed when it doesn't work out the way I planned, so I mostly just fly by the seat of my pants.
Stuck on one idea for a school project? Try to open up and see if you can hit on something better. Excuse me? Did I pick a child's version of the horoscope today? Technically I guess this does fit me because I am constantly saying I can't do things because I have to finish my Math homework, really I'm finishing GI Joe's Math homework. It's sad when your everyday prayers include "Dear God, please let it be your will that GI Joe passes 6th grade"