- I once won a contest for whistling the loudest and longest.
- I Don't leave my zip code unless I have a map in my car.
- I Love Chocolate Chip cookies and Coors Light.
- I Never changed a diaper before my Queenie was born. The nurse had to show me how. She thought I was kidding. She asked who had been changing her diaper while I was in the hospital (3 days) and I told her all my visitors had been changing it.
- I once got so stoned when I was driving the car and forgot I was the one driving and ran into a ditch. I recovered the car before it hit anything.
- I went to a meeting once and arrived late. I was told it was a very informal meeting. When I got there I realized that it was a very important meeting. I just wanted to sit down so I sat at the nearest chair, which happened to be the CEO's table. I sat right next to him. Everyone thought I was a VIP. I didn't even realize it till the speaker was finished and came to sit down, only to find that I was in his seat. He just got another chair and sat down next to me.
- I Have been Snipe hunting.
- I have demonic bitch cat that everyone wants to put to sleep.
- I hate to shower on Saturday's
- I am extremely mechanically inclined.
- I can sew.
- I can not cook.
The Cake Lady